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In preparation for Friday

Milf Status- Monica Bellucci

Now as we draw near to the end of 2009 we're going to have to choose a MILF of the year so get thinking and get flicking through our blog to decide who you think should be the winner!!.... but until theennnnnnn

I think Monica Bellucci(yowzers!) has more than earnt her place here.
Shes a MILF (of course), actress, model (Dior, GQ Magazine, Maxim, ELLE) and can speak 4 different languages!, you may also have seen her as i first did in films The Matrix Reloaded and Tears Of The Sun. What do you think guys???.

I Hate this Government Flu Campaign Poster!

Am I the only person who hates this Government Flu Campaign poster?!, have you seen the looks people get when so actually sneeze on public transport? you'd think they'd just cracked one off to the November issue of Playboy Magazine....My point is I think the campaigns go about the wrong way of informing the public, someone sneezing next to you doesn't mean you've now got swine flu straight away.

Zatoichi

Tap Dance seen from film 'Zatoichi'. One to watch...

Shamo's top ten Gaming Weapons

Weird how all the best ideas come to you at the worst times! Supposed to be revising now, but anything to put off revision ey? Anyways here's my top ten gaming weapons in no particular order.

BFG - DOOM

How can it not be here? The most kick ass weapon from my earliest gaming memories, instant classic. 1 shot = everything dead (more or less). The BIG FUCKING GUN as it is known.

Chainsaw - DOOM 3

Again from the doom series, but this time specifically doom 3. Thing about chainsaw is u must be right up in the demonic hellspawns face if u want to use it, which is easier said than done in a game like doom 3. Hardly any lighting, many dark spots for evil demons to hide, only the most bad-ass would take on hell with the chainsaw!

Cerebral Bore - Turok 2

One of my personal fav's. Target, lock-on, fire and watch as the cerebral bore drills a hole in the enemy skull and sucks out all that gooey brain juice....LUVLY

Golden Gun - Goldeneye

One of the more suave and sophisticated of the list, the golden gun. A gold cigarette lighter, gold pen, gold cuff link, gold cigarette case and there you have the ingredients for the golden gun. 1 shot kill for the "I only need a single bullet to kill you" kind of gamer.

Shrink Ray - Duke Nukem 3D

Ever heard the term "pick on someone your own size"? Well this genius of a weapon lets you pick on someone 1/10 your size! Easy to use, shrink the bastard then stomp on the bastard. HAIL TO THE KING BABY!

Farsight - Perfect Dark

Definitely for the lazy gamer. The farsight lets you sit there and kill all your foes without the need to track them down or aim. This gun lets you see through walls with colourful x-ray vision, the bullets pass through walls and it even does the aiming for you....all that's left is to pull the trigger.

Mario's ass stomp - Super Mario 64

Crush that goomba....with your ass? Yup the fat Italian plumber does it again. One of the more controversial choices, but it gets the job done.

Mysterious Stranger - Fallout 3

He was always there when i needed him. The mysterious stranger would appear from nowhere to deliver fatal shots to your foes. The ultimate bail out weapon.

Master Sword - Zelda series

Where would Link be without the Master Sword? Probably Ganondorfs bitch! Power to "repel evil", key to the sacred realm and forged by the gods themselves....the complete package!

Metal Gear Rex - Metal Gear Solid

A walking tank capable of firing nuclear warheads anywhere off the face of the Earth, complete with missiles, machine guns and laser. Chose the REX model as it looks the best and also totally kicked RAY models ass in MGS4.

Well there you have it, top ten gaming weapons by Shamo. Feel free to give your own opinions also.

MILF Status- Salma Hayek

Oh yes its that time again,Salma is an actress, film producer and director i think she should have been put here along time ago but hey better late than never, I first noticed her in ' From Dusk Till Dawn' amongst the scary vamps, but then a few years later she turned up looking super hot in the television show 'Ugly Betty' phwoar!!...what do you guys think?.

Breathless

Recently I've been into watching movies from Korea, and this particular one i thought i should recommend to you all. The movie follows the life of a thug/dept collector named sang-hoon, whose first, second, and last resort is violence and his meeting with a high school who has led a similar dark and violent life. The bond they share offers little light in the dark chaos of their respective lives. Anyways there is more of a deeper meaning in the film, but watching it is the best way to understand what i mean. The title refers to the state the thug is in after one of his violent sessions, which are so severe they leave him 'breathless'. The lead role was also the director and producer of the film.

Nice choice of dunks, colours fit well with theme of movie

Coldplay x Jay-Z x Wembley Stadium x Awesome Concert

I recently went to the best concert that I've ever been to in my entire life, the title and over used 'x' should be a hint here are some pics of an amazing night, you seriously have no excuse for not going to either concert night. Excuses that will hold are as follows.

1)getting laid
2)dont like coldplay or jay-z
3)both of the above apply

heres some pics

MILF Status - Vanessa Marcil

I think Vanessa Marcil has earnt her place here as a certified F.O. Milf, Vanessa is an actress who has starred in popular dramas including Beverly Hills, 90210 and Las Vegas, not bad for 41 eh? well fit!!, what do you guys think??

Bloggers Block

Don't make me go Chris Brown on yo ass!

Turns out - no matter how much money you have, it still can't buy you taste, or even a decent stylist...

This is Chris Brown doing yet more to prove that he's an A-class tool.

He's basically going on record and saying he "can't remember" what he did that night wit Rih Rih. Sounds like some incredible hulk thing...that said, i don't recall the incredible hulk ever wearing a baby blue bow tie with matching v-neck

CHRIS BROWN TALKS TO LARRY KING
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David after Dentist spoof

The iPhone Ad you'll never see

I'm more on that Blackberry thing...

Best Ride in Town!

On our way home after a few we F.O's came across this pimped out cycle cart equipped with neon lights a sound system and what I thought was nitrous oxide....excuse the poor pics but you can make out whats what..pretty cool!..what do you guys think?

MILF status- Elizabeth Hurley

Yes! Liz Hurley is probably the fittest MILF alive lol, shes an actress, model and married to Arun Nayar..what do you guys think?

Big Deal

Im sure most have seen pics of the new ps3 slim. Not too impressed to be honest, all they have done is remove the power brick to make all the space for slimming down....secret solved....

MILF status- Sandra Bullock

Its that time again!! I think Sandra Bullock has earnt her place here as Milf, she's an actress and married to Jesse James who makes custom-made motorcycles. Sandra is also one of the few Hollywood actresses who hasn't had any plastic surgery. here are some pics, it took me ages to find some suggestive ones lol..what do you guys think?

Pharrell Williams to be sued

Pharrell is to be sued by the band 'Geggy Tah'. Thomas Jordan (band member) claims P ripped one of his tracks without permission back in 1997!, you would think he would have said something back then lol but its a recession and times are hard ....

here are the two tracks they really do sound alike...what do you guys think?

these are nice

MMJ (mastermind japan) release a Red Wing 875-esque suede workboot..i think these look very nice, no doubt a heft price tag..but ' wallet deflated ego inflated' is always a fair trade of for me lol.

Tron Legacy- This is gonna look mad in 3-D!!!!

Tron Legacy re-make for 2010!!

How On Earth??!!.....

these guys must be good at trajectory and maths..or just smoke a lot

Run This Town

hmmm this song is cool, beats good, but rihannas hook is a lil annoyin..Jay sounded better on DOA and Ye ripped it..what do u guys think?

Its nacccce!

People always say 'bape is dead' or 'bape is shit now' like every drop is the anti-christ and shouldn't be touched with a barge pole, but to be honest i disagree some bits are nice and the quality on things are decent..im feeling these Manhunts i know its an old style but still...what do you guys think?

Carnaby Street Toilets

For years we have been sure odd happenings go on in those toilets, with guys stood there for up to 5 hours (no joke) pretending to take a whizz when they are continuously looking over their shoulders. Well other night i go into a cubicle and find this....

...Yes thats KY Jelly

Ikea

Went to IKEA to pick up few bits like a Skubb and a lamb, Skubbs are bed site tables, very nice and are only £8 quid!

The food seems to get cheaper everytime i go there with full english for 90p, hotdogs for 45p and mmm daim cake for £1.70, good stuff!

Going back soon for a Lustifik, and a book case i cant remember the name of!

Bape Party

Me and Milo-X were lucky enough to get an invite to the Bape party last friday, good times were had!

After serving Pharrell earlier at work, and him being alot cooler than i remember him, the night started well, got t have a chat with him and he signed my staff badge

After queuing with mates and watching the ballers pull up we got in, Also bumped into magician Dynamo, never really thought street magic was that amazing before he showed us his tricks, he made us act like those american kids you see on youtube! Turned lottery tickets into £20 notes and somehow put 2 quid coin under my watch, true!

The decor was baped out with camo outside and bapestas on display

The drinks were on Nigo, Mohitos, Cider, Beer, and a cocktail called the Bape London were plenty. was cool to see Nigo behind the decks but best DJ was Mr Ronson. Was nice to hear Seb Chew drop some dubstep in there

Got home late and worse for wear but it was all worth it, even worth not making it to que for the footscapes the next day, even though i still badly want a pair!

DSM- New Space- Original Fake

A new installment from DSM..

Video: I Poke Her Face..

Not what i was expecting but pleasantly surprised, everyone looks good (no homo lol)..Cudi's verse is basically blocked out lol .wht do you guys think?

Yowzers

These badboys (Hideout x LIVESTRONG x Nike Sportswear Air Footscape Woven) are set to release this Saturday at a few retailers..the last time a nice pair of footscapes dropped i missed out so these are a deffo cop!. I think these are one of those things you either like or dislike ( a bit like marmite and jade goody)...who wants em?