Zatoichi

Tap Dance seen from film 'Zatoichi'. One to watch...

Shamo's top ten Gaming Weapons

Weird how all the best ideas come to you at the worst times! Supposed to be revising now, but anything to put off revision ey? Anyways here's my top ten gaming weapons in no particular order.

BFG - DOOM

How can it not be here? The most kick ass weapon from my earliest gaming memories, instant classic. 1 shot = everything dead (more or less). The BIG FUCKING GUN as it is known.

Chainsaw - DOOM 3

Again from the doom series, but this time specifically doom 3. Thing about chainsaw is u must be right up in the demonic hellspawns face if u want to use it, which is easier said than done in a game like doom 3. Hardly any lighting, many dark spots for evil demons to hide, only the most bad-ass would take on hell with the chainsaw!

Cerebral Bore - Turok 2

One of my personal fav's. Target, lock-on, fire and watch as the cerebral bore drills a hole in the enemy skull and sucks out all that gooey brain juice....LUVLY

Golden Gun - Goldeneye

One of the more suave and sophisticated of the list, the golden gun. A gold cigarette lighter, gold pen, gold cuff link, gold cigarette case and there you have the ingredients for the golden gun. 1 shot kill for the "I only need a single bullet to kill you" kind of gamer.

Shrink Ray - Duke Nukem 3D

Ever heard the term "pick on someone your own size"? Well this genius of a weapon lets you pick on someone 1/10 your size! Easy to use, shrink the bastard then stomp on the bastard. HAIL TO THE KING BABY!

Farsight - Perfect Dark

Definitely for the lazy gamer. The farsight lets you sit there and kill all your foes without the need to track them down or aim. This gun lets you see through walls with colourful x-ray vision, the bullets pass through walls and it even does the aiming for you....all that's left is to pull the trigger.

Mario's ass stomp - Super Mario 64

Crush that goomba....with your ass? Yup the fat Italian plumber does it again. One of the more controversial choices, but it gets the job done.

Mysterious Stranger - Fallout 3

He was always there when i needed him. The mysterious stranger would appear from nowhere to deliver fatal shots to your foes. The ultimate bail out weapon.

Master Sword - Zelda series

Where would Link be without the Master Sword? Probably Ganondorfs bitch! Power to "repel evil", key to the sacred realm and forged by the gods themselves....the complete package!

Metal Gear Rex - Metal Gear Solid

A walking tank capable of firing nuclear warheads anywhere off the face of the Earth, complete with missiles, machine guns and laser. Chose the REX model as it looks the best and also totally kicked RAY models ass in MGS4.

Well there you have it, top ten gaming weapons by Shamo. Feel free to give your own opinions also.

MILF Status- Salma Hayek

Oh yes its that time again,Salma is an actress, film producer and director i think she should have been put here along time ago but hey better late than never, I first noticed her in ' From Dusk Till Dawn' amongst the scary vamps, but then a few years later she turned up looking super hot in the television show 'Ugly Betty' phwoar!!...what do you guys think?.